If you don't answer these, I'll track you'r IP adress, go into your house at night, and switch all your toiletpaper with rolls of sandpaper.

1. Who are you?

2. Are we friends?

3. When and how did we meet?

4. How have I affected you?

5. What do you think of me?

6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?

7. How long do you think we will be friends?

8. Do you love me?

9. Do you have a crush on me?

10. Would you kiss me?

11. Would you hug me?

12. Physically, what stands out?

13. Emotionally, what stands out?

14. Do you wish I was cooler?

15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?

16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.

17. Am I lovable?

18. How long have you known me?

19. Describe me in one word.

20. What was your first impression?

21. Do you still think that way about me now?

22. What do you think my weakness is?

23. Do you think I'll get married?

24. What makes me happy?

25. What makes me sad?

26. What reminds you of me?

27. If you could give me anything what would it be?

28. How well do you know me?

29. When's the last time you saw me?

30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?

31. Do you think I could kill someone?

32. Are you going to put this on your deviant journal and see what I say about you?

You’re a 90’s kid if...
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You remember watching:

[x] Kenan and Kel;
[x] Doug;
[x] Ren & Stimpy;
[x] Pinky & the Brain;
[x] AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!;
[x] Rocko's Modern Life;
[x] Animaniacs;
[>] Gargoyles ; (I put half an x c: )
[x] Hey Arnold!;
[x] Out of the Box;
[x] Bear in the Big Blue House.

[x] You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!";
[x] You just can’t resist finishing this: "In west Philadelphia born and raised..." smoked up a joint and got lost in a daze!


You remember:

[ ] Step by Step;
[ ] Family Matters;
[ ] Dinosaurs;
[x] Boy Meets World;
[x] Full House.

[x] You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons;
[x] You remember reading Goosebumps. (all the books sucked btw)

When everything was settled by:

[x] "Rock/paper/scissors"; (it still is settled by rock paper scissors. IT STILL IS
[ ] "Bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish";
[ ] "Miss Mary Mack".

[x] When kickball was something you did everyday; (I loved kickball ;-; )
[ ] You used to listen to the radio all day long;
[ ] Just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.

[x] You remember Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis;
[x] You remember The Original Game Boy;
[x] You always wanted to send in a tape to America’s Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny;

You remember watching:

[x] The Magic School Bus;
[x] Wishbone;
[x] Reading Rainbow;
[ ] Ghostwriter.

[x] You remember when Yo-Yo's were cool;
[x] You remember those "Where’s Waldo" books;
[x] You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gushers.

You remember watching:

[x] Batman the Animated Series;
[x] Aladdin;
[x] Ninja Turtles;
[x] Ghost Busters.

[x] You remember Ring Pops!!!;
[x] You remember when everything was "da BOMB!"; (I believe that saying stopped right after 9/11 happened XD)
[x] You remember boom boxes vs. CD players;

[x] Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them;
[ ] You played and/or collected Pogs;
[x] You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere you went.(NANOBABIEHH!!!! It crapped everywhere!!!!!)

You watched the original cartoons of:

[x] Rugrats;
[x] Wild Thornberrys;
[x] Power Rangers.

[ ] All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You collected:

[ ] Beanie Babies; [
[x] Pokemon cards; (more like stared at mindlessly then collected)
[ ] Carebears;
[ ] Silver dollars.

You remember when:

[x] Everyone watched the WB;
[x] Everybody knew all the Pokemon by heart;
[x] Digimon was still on;
[x] If you even know what an original Walkman is;
[x] You know the Macarena by heart; (fuck, I did it the other day =w= )
[x] "Talk to the hand";
[x] You went to McDonald’s to play in the playplace and it was still sanitary; (hell, I played in it when it was unsanitary too XD)
[x] Before the MySpace frenzy; (whats myspace? c: )
[x] Before the Internet & text messaging;
[x] Before Sidekicks & iPods;
[x] Before PlayStation3 or X-Box 360;
[x] Back before X-Box period;
[x] Before SpongeBob; (I remember the first episode! the one with the bubbles, and the technique, and the, and the...)
[x] When light up sneakers were cool;
[x] When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs;
[ ] When gas was $0.95 a gallon; (never payed attention to such things)
[x] When we recorded stuff on VCR; (Dragon ball z episodes, man)
[ ] You had slap bracelets;
[x] You actually played outside until it was dark;
[x] Way back before we realized all this would eventually disappear;
[x] Post this if you smiled at least more than 5 times;
[x] And if you remember at least half the stuff on here.

blurrrrrrr...

~*About You*~

Name: Bra-hunn
Birth date: sept. 11th... no wait, 27th...
Age: 15
Country of origin: Mexifornia
Town Born in: A bush behind my house, yo =w=
Race/ancestry: Wetback
Religion: .-.
Height: six inches
Eye color: Glasses
Hair color and style: its black and looks like it got into a fight with the rest of my head... and lost...
Skin Tone: brown (but still pale for a mexican)
Tattoos: nuu
Eye-sight: none
Names/screen-names you go by: Señor Tedbear

Explain your username:
Quetz-All... I randomly named my rival that in a pokemon game once... It's supposed to be like a retarded way of pronouncing "quetzal" by adding a dash. But I usually make some bullshit symbolic reason when people ask like "the Quetzalcoatl is the Mayan god of death (i think) and I just shortened it to 'quetzal' and then seperated 'all'. So I seperated all from the God of death"

...or somethin =w=

Explain your icon:
If he doesn't get a hug, I swear to god Touj might crap himself

How would you describe your personality?
needy and lonely emo bastard who judges everyone in sight, despite his own obvious flaws and possible retardations

How would other people describe you XD?
either loud and attention hogging or that one kid who's just kinda there and never says anything

Are you Afraid of anything/have any phobias?
I dont suffer from Phobias. Phobias suffer from me!

What’s your favourite physical feature about yourself?
er... I don't think this needs to be answered...
-pelvis thrusts-

What’s your most hated physical feature about yourself?
-slowly and awkwardly stops pelvis thrusting-
._.

Do you have any physical disabilities/ailments?
I'm mexican. That's worse than being born with tetnus or any shit like that.

Do you have any SPECIAL/FREAKY Abilities 8D?
read the above answer =w=

Do you have any allergies?
not at the moment

Are you the first, middle, last, or only child? And who are your siblings?
Im the youngest.

How many cousins do you have? Big family?
really. I have no fucking clue. I'm dead serious XD

Do you WANT to have children? If so how many?
eh... I dont think anyone ever wants to have "children"

they might want babies, but "children"?
-cringes-

What was your dream job when you were a kid?
I was too busy whining and bitching as a kid to think about that shit even for a second OTL

What is your dream job now?
Pornsta-....

... Graphic artist

What are your current responsibilities?
managing to get a good grade in my math class without having the cowboy teacher violently teabag me after failing a test @~@


~*Food*~

What item of food would you eat the most of?
would? prolly spaghetti. I've prolly downed like 30 pounds of spaghetti in one sitting.

What is your favourite flavour ever?
poop

Do you like Meat?
yes. I;m not a vegatarian..

... I'm a VAGatarian

What do you usually eat for Breakfast?
some kind of almost american seeming egg based meal SOILED with beans or tortillas XD

What is your favourite dinner meal?
NIGGA LIKE CHICKEN

What cuisines do you like best?
um... popeye chicken and watermellon? I don't wanna go classifying that =w=

What foods do you HATE?
I actually REALLY don't like frozen yogurt ._.

What food can you not resist?
NIGGA LIKE CHICKEN

What would be your last meal?
NIGGA LIKE CHICKEN

Do you like any ‘freaky’ food combinations?
this one time my friend burst into my kitchen like he owned the place, started frying up some eggs and put it on bread with peanut butter; then force fed it to me

I kinda liked it ._.


~*Clothing/Style*~

What is your general fashion style? (eg: punk, glam, sporty, girly etc)
all black. spiked bracelet thingy... I totally need some piercings =w=

What item of clothing do you wear the most?
condom

Pants or skirts/dresses?
naked

How much of your skin do you like to show/cover up?
naked

What items of jewelery do you wear most?
my naked body is a gem we can all enjoy

What item can you NOT leave your house without?
I'd say My heart... but that's not the case anymore
///_-\\

Hair up or Hair down?
HAIR UP!

~* Life Style*~

What time do you usually wake up?
school forced me to wake up at like 5:30 AM.

What time do you usually go to sleep?
5:35 AM

How often do you bathe/shower?
whenever my skin looks about 3 shades darker

Do you exercise regularly?
used to. Got lazy

How often do you go out drinking?
NIGGA LIKE CHICKEN

What do you do most in your spare time?
draw. I can srsly go about drawing on the same paper all day If I'm in the right mood.

Name your hobbies:
hehe. most of the time all I get to do is draw all day =w=

How many pets have you had in your life? (not including farm animals/live-stock)
in me life? countless a dollar a pound guppies, a few goldfishes from the county fair, and a number of canaries that always seen to find some way to go and kill themselves.

How many houses have you lived in in your life?
I dunno. My guess would be about 6?

What sort of ‘vehicle’ do you own?
I'mma get some hubcaps attatched to the heel of my shoes.

What’s your current job?
Bum/Racist.

~*Your Favorite-?*~

Color(s): black and yellow
Animal: pandas.
Season: Fall. Thats when leaves die, so I'm surrounded by dead lifeless beauty inside AND out
Scenery: I love sittin' like a lazy hobo staring at the ocean (everyone should be able to see the ocean! GLOBAL WARMING FTW!)
Plant/flower: venus flytraps are fucking boss as hell
Sweet/treat: You ^.~
Game: I can almost brag about the first Time I played Super Mario Galaxy. I literally drooled XD
Sport: most sports are boring. I liked playing kickball in elementary. It was like baseball but without the gayness of a ball smaller than my testacle (mind you this is in elementary school )
Shop: Spencer's always has some random shit ~.~
Brand: does Nintendo count?
Cultures: as a racist, I hate everyone and everything =w=
Town/City: Seaside. No matter where you are, its a 15 minute walk to the beach XD
Style of music: the kind that makes people like you shit in their pants.

Favourite Songs: Y'ALL WANNA SINGLE SAY FUCK THAT! FUUCK THAT FUCKTHAT!
Favourite Movies: er... I never seem to remember any good movies.. =w=
Favourite TV shows: Futurama <33333333333333333333
Favourite Animes: OOOOOMFG SOUL EATER
Favourite Books: ... books?
Favourite Ships/Pairings: ¿.-.
Favourite place to Holiday/visit: ._.?
Favourite place to relax/feel free: Since I've spent so much tiem on the computer, I actually get an air of comfort from it XD

~*Ideals in the Opposite Sex*~

Height: ZOOMFG TALL CHICKS
Weight: ZOOMFG FAT CHICKS
Body shape: Like dis -> ( )
Hair colour/style: eh.. I dunno.. black? =w=
Eye colour: ...purple? I know noone who has purple eyes!
Style: ZOOMFG GOTH CHICKS
Personality traits: meh. Just someone who can have fun and isnt too stupid for me to talk to. I could go on but this little journal meme shit is too long as it is XD

~*Ideals in the SAME Sex*~
(YES the Same! But you can take it as ‘what you dream you could look like yourself’ same diff )

I'M NOT GAY! So it'll be how I could wish I looked like...

Height: I wish I were short. Simply cus then everyone around me would be tall as fuck ~.~
Weight: Your weight times two
Body shape: I used to lift weights. But my dad seems to find me a million times more entertaining than the TV, and decides to stare at me like a retarded monkey whenever I do ANYTHING.
Hair color/style: I've always been 100% UNsatisfied with my hair >.<

but now that I think about it, I have no idea what I want from it XD
Eye color: Like I said before, I know NOONE with purple eyes =w=
Style: I'm totally gonna get so many piercings that I can be dragged around with a magnet
Personality traits: I love me. I'm so amusing, I make myself laugh... after having done/said nothing... wich makes and awkward moment...

...why do I have to be so wierd? OTL


~*what’s the last -*~

Time you laughed: I don't keep track of that lol
Cried: mm.... No idea XD
Screamed: think during Art class. it was like an angry, "IMMA TAKE YO CHEECKS " scream.
Shared: My friend gave me some pizza last week at lunch =w=
The last person you talked to: no idea. something to my brother prolly.
Person to call you: God. I have no idea XD My phone broke like a year ago XD
Person you yelled at: this one dood with the biggest orange afro in all the land ~.~ I was showing him how it would be liek If I were the school bell .-.
Person you told them you loved: eh... can't think that far back... prolly some ex-girlfriend
Time you acted childish: when I started answering these questions seriousely. ONLY KIDS TAKE THESE THINGS SERIOUSELY!
Food you’ve eaten: 2 five year olds and their pet puppy (stops taking this seriousely)
Book you’ve read: I read teh deathnote. someone wrote Micheal jackson and Billy Mays in there. I almost mistook it for an autograph book and wrote my own name in there =w=
Shop you entered: In Soviet Russia, SHOP ENTER YOU!
Thing you regret doing: This journal =w=
Thing you watched on TV: hmm.... no idea
Comment you squee-d over: ew. I'm potty trained. I know to go to the bathroom now.
Person you mentally hugged: that sounds painful
Thing you wrote? (other than this meme):English homework
Thing you drew: some demon to replace this plain and boring muthafucka [link]

then I didnt know what to do for the face, so I put a mask and he ended up looking like general greivous >.<
Thing you read:
~*Can You-*~

Do a handstand: no
Raise one eyebrow and not the other: er... yeah...
Dance: I lost all DDR skill I obtained last summer. I am a failure at life OTL
Sing: My singing's always been mediocre at best. Except one time when I did this "poem" in english class with
then It sounded almost decent
Whistle: a little bit
Cook: ya... not pro status, but I guess I can make something edible.
Speak a different language: I speak Spanglish. and Mime.
Do any magic Tricks: I learned how to do that ball under the wallnut shell trick (you kick the person in the nuts when theyre not looking and switch the ball while theyre groveling in pain)
Put together DIY boxed furniture: um...
Use Power tools: this is liek the 5th time I've had to stop myself from writing something dirty here =.=
Write a Resume: I tried. It ended up being a summary of a porno @~@
Rollerblade: What's the hardest part of rollerblading?

telling your parents that you're gay
Skateboard: I wanna. Not really cus its cool, just so I can decorate my own deck and roll around town with it
Surf: Surfin's for the devil
Navigate: mm... Long as I'm not stoned, I can get us anywhere in the world
Survive in the Wild: naa. I would starve to death. even if by 'wild" you mean at home
Survive without your cell phone: yes. But my phone can't survive without me
Survive without your internet: but where would I get my por-... Information shared by users worldwide...

~*Randomly*~

What are you wearing right now?
my Simon says you suck T-shirt

How do you feel right now?
I wanna draw something

Did you brush your teeth today D<?
eh... no XD

One RANDOM fact about you:
I can balance hardcover books on my head for long periods of time

I stole from

◆Your name?
Brian

◆If possible, your age?
15

◆When did you start drawing?
When I saw my oldest brother draw

◆Which hand do you use for drawing?
the one you don't want to touch

◆Which is easier to draw - male or female?
I dunno. I have no troubles with both

◆Which is easier to draw - long hair or short hair?
Short hair doesnt block out other features

◆Is it easier to draw the head facing towards the right or the left?
towards the left. Never understood why its easier that way.

◆Is it easier to draw the side view of the face or the front view?
sideviews are easier. Front views feel so tedious. Like I HAVE to make it perfect. Or else I get Rick Roll'd ;-;"

◆What do you have problems in drawing?
things at angles

◆What do you like to draw?
Creepy monsters and armored warriors +w+

◆Are you a traditional artist or a digital artist?
Shading nice metallic armor with pencil is the best way to waste time

◆Where do you start drawing from?
on paper

◆What is your drawing habit that you are aware of?
The fact that I draw. Even when I shouldn't be

◆What do you keep in mind when you do lineart?
How adorable kittens are

◆Any tips for coloring/shading?
No.

◆How long does it take to finish a piece of art?
3 minutes for a drawing. for "ART" I'd say takes a week. maybe a month. Or longer, of course.

◆What music do you listen to while you draw?
Depends. either soft, chill Modest Mouse/Nirvana or some hardcore Rob Zombie/The Faceless

◆How long does it take you to come up with an idea?
I dont search for Ideas. They always seem to find me.

◆Your favorite drawing utensils?
A mechanical pencil I found on the floor during the last day of school last year. That or a pen I stole from the optometrist :3

◆Your favorite color/the color that you use a lot?
Black/Gray. Even when I have a choice >.>

◆Your favorite style(s)?
Epic. Giant, overwhelming monsters or Heroic armored swordsmen.

◆Are you satisfied with your current art?
Need to perfect action scenes. Moar high/low angles -.-"

◆What kind of artist are you aiming for?
I have bad aim.